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• Descartes thought an animal, that couldn't talk, couldn't think, or so he taught, but to summise, my cat thinks otherwise.
• I don't think so, said Rene' Descartes. Just then, he vanished.
• I don't think so," said Ren'e Descartes. Just then, he vanished.
• Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world.
  Everyone thinks he has enough. -- Descartes, 1637...
• Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense
  o one thinks he needs more of it than he already has. -- Descartes, 1637...
• Here's an amazing story. A man in Orlando, Florida, was hit by eight cars in a row and only one stopped.
  The first seven drivers thought he was a lawyer. The eighth was a lawyer. -- Jay Leno...
• I thought he was one of the human race - but he is not.
• According to Descartes, "Dittoheads" don't exist...