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• Hit me, I'm a lawyer...
• Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.
  -- Montesquieu...
• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
• A lawyer and a pope died on the same day, and both went to heaven.
  When the pope noticed that the lawyer had a larger mansion, he questioned Saint Peter about the allocation of rewards....
• Lawyer: only person in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
• There are only 3 lawyer jokes - the rest are fact!
• NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle.
• He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.