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Dial-a-Prayer Hung Up On Me. -- Jackie Verno
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Dial-a-Prayer hung up on me.
-- Jackie Vernon
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Nobody liked me because I was too popular. -- Jackie Verno
My wife doesn't give me any trouble anymore. She died.
I had her cremated. I mixed in a little marijuana and smoked her....
The meek shall inherit the Earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it. -- Jackie Verno
They have a Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You can call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.
-- Tommy Blaze...
When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.
-- Jackie Verno...
The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.
Loser: Calls mens room wall phone number. Dial-a-Prayer!
It was a small town: Ferguson, Ohio. When you entered there was a big sign and it said, "Welcome to Ferguson.
Beware of the Dog." The all-night drugstore closed at noon. -- Jackie Verno...