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• Hank: The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean.
  I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards, and I'll catch you....
• ong finishes] Bart: [groans] Marty: And that was "Take This Job and Shove It.
  Now let's make another one of our lucky phone calls -- Bill...
• You have passed the test and can be considered as friendly if you dial a wrong number and manage to talk the the person who answers for fifteen minutes.
• Dial-a-Prayer hung up on me. -- Jackie Verno
• busts down the door, rings the doorbell] Hello! Police!
  Aw man, if this one's not the right house, I quit!...
• Burns: What's that you say? You can live without television so long as you have _beer_?
  Homer: [defiantly] That's right. Burns: [ominously] Wrong....
• Ahem. This is a videotape for my daughter Maggie. Hi, Maggie!
  I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave. Woooooooo!...
• Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
  Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....