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They Have A Dial-a-Prayer For Atheists Now. You Can Call Up And It Rings And Rings But Nobody Answers.
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They have a Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You can call up and it rings
and rings but nobody answers.
-- Tommy Blaze
Related:
Hank: The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean.
I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards, and I'll catch you....
ong finishes] Bart: [groans] Marty: And that was "Take This Job and Shove It.
Now let's make another one of our lucky phone calls -- Bill...
You have passed the test and can be considered as friendly if you dial a wrong number and manage to talk the the person who answers for fifteen minutes.
Dial-a-Prayer hung up on me. -- Jackie Verno
busts down the door, rings the doorbell] Hello! Police!
Aw man, if this one's not the right house, I quit!...
Burns: What's that you say? You can live without television so long as you have _beer_?
Homer: [defiantly] That's right. Burns: [ominously] Wrong....
Ahem. This is a videotape for my daughter Maggie. Hi, Maggie!
I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave. Woooooooo!...
Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....