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  -- Dick Gregory...
• Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at U.C.L.
  A., but my goal is to become a veternarian, 'cause I love children. -- Julie Brow...
• Did you ever feel like the whole world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
  -- George Gobel...
• If Michelangelo were a heterosexual the Sistine Chapel would have been painted basic white and with a roller.
  -- Rita Mae Brow...
• When I was a baby, I kept a diary. The first entry i
  Day One: Still tired from the move." I was upset because on my second birthday, I went from being one to being two, and my age doubled in a year....
• I love football ... Football's a fair sport for my people.
  Only sport in the world a Negro can chase a white man and 40,000 people stand up and cheer him....
• What's white and has dirty knees? A head nurse.
• I am a person of color: My color is White
• You want to know why I kept getting promoted? Because my mouth knows more than my brain. -- W.G.