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• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore.
• You're at the office, behind your desk, bored, bent, broken.
  It's a beautiful day outside. You want to go hiking....
• Vet: Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky, [SLH walks out with his hind legs in a cast on rollers] and he's free to go.
  His legs should be as good as new in a few months, but in the meantime he'll have to use the wheelabout....
• Smithers: Simpson, Simmons: you two have been chosen to represent us at the national energy convention.
  Congratulations! You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City....
• Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody
  First, take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled-up napkin, and take that out too....
• You don't have to stay up nights to succeed; you have to stay awake days.
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... You wouldn't understand. You ask too many questions....