Here's A Good Thing To Do If You Go To A Party And You Don't Know Anybody

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Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know
anybody: First, take out the garbage. Then go around and collect
any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled-up napkin,
and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy
garbage guy.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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