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• Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently.
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• It's great to hear your voice, Captain. We're a little busy right now.
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• His form was of the manliest beauty, His heart was kind and sof
  Faithful below he did his duty, But now he 's gone aloft....
• 1: Did you hear about Miss Hoover? She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake.
  2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well. [Principal Skinner comes in with Miss Hoover, who is crying] Lisa...
• Captain ... one .. harmless ... little ... Tribble?
• There 's a sweet little cherub that sits up aloft, To keep watch for the life of poor Jack.
  -- Charles Dibdin (1745-1814) -- Poor Jack...
• Did you hear about the little boy that found a fifty cent piece, so he went home for some money.
• Did you hear about the cannibal who loved children? He just adored the platter of little feet...