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• For though his body 's under hatches, His soul has gone aloft.
  -- Charles Dibdin (1745-1814) -- Tom Bowling...
• Spanking Jack was so comely, so pleasant, so jolly, Though winds blew great guns, still he 'd whistle and sing
  Jack loved his friend, and was true to his Molly, And if honour gives greatness, was great as a king....
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle? He was all for love, and a little for the bottle.
  -- Charles Dibdin (1745-1814) -- Captain Wattle and Miss Roe...
• In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty.
  He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own....
• He's got the heart of a little child, and he keeps it in a jar on his desk.
• The way to a man's heart is below his stomach. -- Ron Randall
• There 's a sweet little cherub that sits up aloft, To keep watch for the life of poor Jack.
  -- Charles Dibdin (1745-1814) -- Poor Jack...
• Keeping his calves still. He cannot rescue him whom he follows. His heart is not glad.