Did You Hear About The Logician Who Got A Kidney Stone From Too Much Dirty Dancing?

Did You Hear About The Logician Who Got A Kidney Stone From Too Much Dirty Dancing?

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Did you hear about the logician who got a kidney stone from too much dirty
dancing? It was diagnosed as a lambada calculus.

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