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DIET: Meat, Cigarettes, Meat, Booze, Meat, And Coffee.
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DIET: meat, cigarettes, meat, booze, meat, and coffee.
In case of aneurysm or alcohol-induced coma, see
"HEALTH."
-- Denis Leary from "Are you Man enough?"
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You eat enough meat, you want to kill somebody. That's the way it works!! -- Denis Leary
Not eating meat is a decision, but eating meat is an instinct! -- Denis Leary
I think the death of macho is easily located on a very recent map.
-- Denis Leary from "Are you Man enough?...
It's getting very bad, boys. We don't blow up trucks anymore.
-- Denis Leary from "Are you Man enough?...
DRINKING: No falling down. No puking-unless to empty the stomach in order to continue drinking.
No slurring of words. Tell a few war stories: "See that scar?...
If you go into heat, package your meat.
You may be redneck... if potted meat on a saltine is an appetizer.
The article entitled "Eating Iron" in last month's issue of Eating for Health reported that a recent study found a correlation between high levels of iron in the diet and an increased risk of heart disease.
Further, it is well established that there is a link between large amounts of red meat in the diet and heart disease, and red meat is high in iron....
The meat is rotten, but the booze is holding out. Computer translation of "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.