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• One good thing about inflation is that the fellow who forgets his change nowadays doesn't lose half as much as he used to.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• The man who consecrates his hours by vigorous effort, and an honest aim, at once he draws the sting of life and Death
  he walks with nature; and her paths are peace. -- Young (1683-1765)...
• Apu: We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say that it is because of teamwork.
  ..gee, who am I kidding, huh? It's all because of Lisa....
• TeX /tekh/ n. An extremely powerful macro-based text formatter written by Donald E.
  Knuth, very popular in the computer-science community (it is good enough to have displaced Unix troff, the other favored formatter, even at many Unix installations)....
• hack value n. Often adduced as the reason or motivation for expending effort toward a seemingly useless goal, the point being that the accomplished goal is a hack.
  For example, MacLISP had features for reading and printing Roman numerals, which were installed purely for hack value....
• hack value: n. Often adduced as the reason or motivation for expending effort toward a seemingly useless goal, the point being that the accomplished goal is a hack.
  For example, MacLISP had features for reading and printing Roman numerals, which were installed purely for hack value....
• They are fools that think that wealth or women or strong drink or even drugs can buy the most in effort out of the soul of a man.
  These things offer pale pleasures compared to that which is greatest of them all, that task which demands from him more than his utmost strength, that absorbs him, bone and sinew and brain and hope and fear and dreams -- and still calls for more....
• Hugh: I've never met anyone who so understood the magic of Jim Carrey.
  Lisa: He can make you laugh with no more than a frantic flailing of his limbs....
• Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else - and usually it's reading his own handwriting.
  -- G. Norman Collie...