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• Lisa: That's the book I need. You'll probably take forever with it, too.
  Hugh: I can read faster than you. Lisa: I read at a 78th grade level....
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Hugh: I must say, you were right. This has been quite trying.
  You know, I've attempted to enjoy your family on a personal level, on an ironic level, as a novelty, as camp, as kitsch, as cautionary example....
• Lisa: This place is so enchanting, Hugh. I love it here!
  Hugh: I wanted this to be perfect for you. I know you Americans like everything to be....
• Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
  Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....
• Homer: You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built.
  [quietly] Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a window box....
• Bart: Wow, Lisa, looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time.
  I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Woman: The next day, Hugh goes back to England, and you never see him again.
  Lisa: Wow. Now that I know all this, isn't there any way to change the future?...