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Do Bears Bear-eth, Do Bees Bee-eth? -- David Addiso
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Do bears bear-eth, do bees bee-eth?
-- David Addison
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Do be a do-bee -- Miss Sally
Birds do it, bees do it, even chimpanzees do it.
A scared psyche is like a used Pinto... you can't do anything with it." -- David Addiso
Teddy bears do it with small children.
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
Homer: All right. Everybody in the pool! Amish: 'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English.
Homer: D'oh-eth! -- The non-Indo-European "D'oh!" variants, "Bart of Darkne...
Where do honey bees go potty? At a BP station naturally.
Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black nightgowns do with keeping warm.
-- Hester Mundis, "Powermom...
Seems like this guy wanders into a rural outfitting store in Alaska, and starts talking to a rather grizzled old man sitting by the cash register.
"Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?" "Yeah, you could say that," answers the old man....