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• Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year.
  And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. -- Winston Churchill...
• A rich person's joke is always funny.
• At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
  -- Thomas Tusser (c. 1515-1580) -- The Farmer's Daily Die...
• Jim, it's Jack, I'm at the airport. I'm going to Tokyo and wanna pay you the five-hundred I owe you.
  Catch you next year when I get back!...
• Due to lack of interest, next year is cancelled.
• Maybe next year I'll work on my procrastination.
• Waste not, get your budget cut next year.