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• Most essential qualification for a politician: The ability to foretell what will happen tomorrow, next month, and next year- and to explain afterward why it did not happen.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• Tomorrow's computers some time next month. -- DEC
• I wanted a perfect ending ... Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end.
  Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next....
• A farmer is always going to be rich next year.
• Procrastination day is tomorrow, or the next day!
• Once at a dinner party when he was a young man, Winston Churchill, who at the time had a moustache, was seated next to an older woman.
  She said to him, "Young man, I care neither for your politics nor for your moustache....
• The system will be down for about a week next month while we install a new manager.
• Unfortunately we have run out of bits/bytes/whatever.
  Don't worry, the next supply will be coming next week....