Doctors, Dentists, And Lawyers Are Only On Time For Appointments When You're Not.

Doctors, Dentists, And Lawyers Are Only On Time For Appointments When You're Not.

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Doctors, dentists, and lawyers are only on time for appointments
when you're not.
-- Rozanne Weissman

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