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Documentation: A Manual Which Tells You How To Use A Program, System, Or Utility One Version Ago, And Which Is Now Unsupported.
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Documentation:
A manual which tells you how to use a program, system, or utility
one version ago, and which is now unsupported.
-- Computing Definition
Related:
Source file: One which was "appropriated" from one of the competitors. -- Computing Definitio
bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
Peripheral: Now you see it, now you don't... -- Computing Definitio
Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad. -- Computing Definitio
Checkpoint: The location from which a programmer draws his salary. -- Computing Definitio
Counter: An area over which martini's are served. -- Computing Definitio
bells and whistles: [by analogy with the toyboxes on theater organs] n.
Features added to a program or system to make it more {flavorful} from a hacker's point of view, without necessarily adding to its utility for its primary function....
If you ever want to have a lot of fun, I recommend that you go off and program an imbedded system.
The salient characteristic of an imbedded system is that it cannot be allowed to get into a state from which only direct intervention will suffice to remove it....
This quote is taken from the Diamondback, the University of Maryland student newspaper, of Tuesday, 3/10/87.
One disadvantage of the Univac system is that it does not use Unix, a recently developed program which translates from one computer language to another and has a built-in editing system which identifies errors in the original program....