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Dogs are wonderful creatures which convert leftovers
and table scraps into hair, which they then politely
distribute over your carpet and furniture
Related:
The dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
-- New Testament -- Matthew xv, 27...
Inorganic Chemistry: That which is left over after the organic, analytical, and physical chemists get through picking over the periodic table.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Agent 2: Children, where are your parents? Lisa
I don't know. They should be here. Goodman: Yes, they _should_ be here....
Your Carpet or Mine?
By the term "the good old days," most people are referring to those times in which static electricity was about the only thing that would stand your hair on end.
Your home electrical system is basically a bunch of wires that bring electricity into your home and take if back out before it has a chance to kill you.
This is called a "circuit". The most common home electrical problem is when the circuit is broken by a "circuit breake...
Wonderful society, ours, which condemns sexism and then thinks of nothing but sex.