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• The reason I feel guilty is, I'm so bad at it. -- David Steinberg
• Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would all immediately confess to it.
  Whereas you'll never see a cat display any kind of guilty behavior, despite the fact that several cats were seen in Dallas on the grassy knoll area, not that I wish to start rumors....
• You feel guilty.
• I don't believe that life is supposed to make you feel good, or make you feel miserable either.
  Life is just supposed to make you feel. -- Gloria Naylo...
• I feel so good I could do a week's work this afternoon.
• Man #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime? Tatum
  Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly....
• I C what you mean.
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Are you sure you're telling the truth?...
• Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal.
  -- Black Sabbath "Paranoid...