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Doing Abominations Is Against The Law, Particularly If The Abominations Are Done While Wearing A Lobster Bib.
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Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the
abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.
-- Woody Allen
-- Without Feathers
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