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Do Not Call Up That Which You Can Not Put On Hold.
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Do not call up that which you can not put on hold.
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You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
Never put off until tomorrow that which you can do today. -- Benjamin Frankli
Moe: {When I say, "Put your beer on a coaster," I mean it!
} Hans: {You call that a knife? This is a knife! [pulls a huge blade from his cane] [It's too heavy for him to hold up] [weakly] Ooh, down I go....
Q: "Well, if the Calamarians hurry up and finish me off, we can get you back on your way.
Q2: "Mmm, afraid I put them on hold too. You see, there's still this matter of the....
Call me back so I can hang up on you!
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone....
ARCHITECTURAL HISTORIANS can tell you who put it up, how big it wa
Hello Modem Addicts..... Do you have a BBS I can call!
Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.