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• Modem addicts - call 1-900-BBS-USER (voice) for help.
• Have Your Modem Call My Modem And We'll Do Lunch
• If you can read this you have a modem.
• No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!
• Imagine no BBS's. I wonder if you can?
• Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
  Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
• What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem??
• With a modem, I can take on the world!
• Not tonight, dear. I have a modem.