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• Beethoven can write music, thank God -- but he can do nothing else on earth.
  -- Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)...
• I dislike letters from Inland Revenue that end "your obedient servant.
  And that space on every income tax form which says, "Do not write in this space....
• How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
• How do you spell RELIEF? DISK_SPACE!
• Thank you.
• Please write any response legibly in this space ---< []
• Write all complaints legibly in this space -< []
• All the work you will do will be written to 'WRITE-ONLY' memory.
• What do you think it is, a space helmet for a cow? -- Doctor, The Time Meddle