I dislike letters from Inland Revenue that end "your obedient servant." And
that space on every income tax form which says, "Do not write in this
space." We suggest dropping a small blob of candle grease on it--on the
very sound principle that if you can't write in that space ...
The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little
smile to one little face today--then somebody's slipped up somewhere."
-- David Frost
