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Don't Ask Me. I Was Hired For My Looks.
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Don't ask me. I was hired for my looks.
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Ask me about my lobotomy.
Ignore me... I'm just here for my looks!
Ask me about my extra chromosome
Ask me about my vow of silence!
Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...
Don't ask me. I just work here.
It will grieve me so to the heart, that I shall cry my eyes out.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. xi...
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...