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Ask me about my extra chromosome
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Ask me about my vow of silence!
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All the reporters ask me about my failures. Are they kidding?
There are no failures. Failure? Failure isn't in my vocabulary. -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
Oh, give me a clone Of my own flesh and bone With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when she is grown, My very own clone, We'll be of the opposite sex....
Don't ask me. I was hired for my looks.
CLONE OF MY OWN (to Home on the Range) Oh, give me a clone Of my own flesh and bone With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when she is grown, My very own clone, We'll be of the opposite sex....
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...