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Don't Bother About Money: Only Leprechauns And Shopkeepers Are Interested.
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Don't bother about money: only Leprechauns and shopkeepers are interested.
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We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.
-- Don Marqui...
Leprechauns hide in Twinkies.
Genocide on shopkeepers is punishable.
Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed!
[everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] Moe...
Leprechauns are the most skilled cutpurses in this dungeon.
Leprechauns hide their gold in a secret room.
Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothe
men who like women never notice what they wear....
Visitors are requested not to apply genocide to shopkeepers.