Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work
the other night in bed!
[everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested]
Moe: So something wasn't working in bed, huh? Heh heh heh.
Homer: No, that's not what I meant! Marge and I always talk things
over in bed. Like the other night we were fighting about
money.
Skinner: Ooh, a fight!
Moe: Trouble in paradise, huh? Heh heh heh.
Homer: I was telling Marge we could save some money if she only dyed
her hair once a month.
Edna: [gasps] Marge dyes her hair?
Homer: Oh, yeah. She's been as grey as a mule since she was
seventeen.
-- Her name wasn't Brian McGee, however,
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
