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Don't Eat Too Many Almonds; They Add Weight To The Breasts. -- Colette
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Don't eat too many almonds; they add weight to the breasts.
-- Colette
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There is a definite parallel between shots of tequila and a woman's breasts.
One is not enough and three are too many....
Stack overflow: too many pancakes. Eat some (Y/n)?
Pessimist: A person who has had to listen to too many optimists. -- Don Marqui
Lose weight - eat stuff you hate.
A new study collected data that shows that people who snore are more likely to gain weight than are people who do not snore.
It is well known that many people who snore also stop breathing frequently during the night for a few seconds, a condition called sleep apnea....
Be happy. It is a way of being wise. COLETTE
No matter how much the passengers eat, the weight of the plane stays the same. -- Steve Connelly
Too many interrup
SMILEY **-( too many shock