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There Is A Definite Parallel Between Shots Of Tequila And A Woman's Breasts.
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There is a definite parallel between shots of tequila and a
woman's breasts. One is not enough and three are too many.
Related:
Don't eat too many almonds; they add weight to the breasts. -- Colette
Woman in a greengrocer's: One pound of mixed nuts, and not too many coconuts, please.
O'Toole's Axiom: One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.
One child is not enough, but two children are far too many. -- O'Toole's Axiom
One drink is just right, two are too many, three are too few. -- Spanish proverb
One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few. Spanish Proverb
One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #32
Too many boards, not enough phone lines.
Too many jokers and not enough aces in his deck.
