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Don't Flinch, Boys--they're Shooting At Me, Not You.
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Don't flinch, boys--they're shooting at me, not you.
-- Brigadier General Philip Kearney to his men,
-- Battle of Williamsburg, May 5, 1862
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You may be redneck... if your entertainment is shooting rats at the dump.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
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The world knows nothing of its greatest men. -- Sir Henry Taylor (1800-?
) -- Philip Van Artevelde, Part i, Act i, Sc. 5...
Brave men were living before Agamemnon. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 5
Boys will be boys, and so will you.
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