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• May you be invited to a banquet by the governor-general and belch in his face.
• In Joe Friday voice:) This is Constable Augie of the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service.
  The phone line you have just dialed is currently under investigation on a warrant issued by the Attorney General of Canada....
• Don't flinch, boys--they're shooting at me, not you.
  -- Brigadier General Philip Kearney to his men, -- Battle of Williamsburg, May 5, 1862...
• The wisest have the most authority. -- Plato (428-348? B.C.)
• There is a wide difference between general acquaintance and companionship.
  You may salute a man and exchange compliments with him daily, yet know nothing of his character, his inmost tastes and feelings....
• You wanna know what I think? I think you're some kinda deviated prevert!
  I think General Ripper found out about your preversions and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts!...
• Spock: "You've done well, Valeris. As your sponsor at the Academny, I have followed your career with satisfaction.
  And as a Vulcan, you have exceeded my expectations." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6...
• The common folk have many sayings, all about it being darkest before the dawn and clouds with silver linings and suchlike.
  We in the magical trade like to express our opinions of these matters somewhat differently....
• So in the name of security everyone who enters the room has to have his bottom fondled by this drooling prevert?
  -- Edmund : General Hospital...