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1) If You Take Off Your Right-hand Glove In Very Cold Weather, The Key Will Be In Your Left-hand Pocket.
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1) If you take off your right-hand glove in
very cold weather, the key will be in
your left-hand pocket.
2) Any system that works perfectly will
be revised.
-- Quigley's Laws
Related:
quadruple bucky n. obs. 1. On an MIT space-cadet keyboard, use of all four of the shifting keys (control, hyper, and super) while typing a character key.
2. On a Stanford or MIT keyboard in raw mode, use of four shift keys while typing a fifth character, where the four shift keys are the control and meta keys on both sides of the keyboard....
quadruple bucky: n., obs. 1. On an MIT {space-cadet keyboard}, use of all four of the shifting keys (control, meta, hyper, and super) while typing a character key.
2. On a Stanford or MIT keyboard in {raw mode}, use of four shift keys while typing a fifth character, where the four shift keys are the control and meta keys on *both* sides of the keyboard....
AMBIDEXTROUS: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
Ambidextrous: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
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Alien 1: Anyone from a species that has mastered intergalactic travel raise your hand.
[raises his tentacle] Alien 2: [raises his tentacle] Ba...
Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...