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• Alien: [drooling] Your wife is quite a... dish. Home
  Oooh, thanks. -- "Hungry Are the Damned" in "Treehouse of Terro...
• Miss Allbright: Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet, worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning with sulfur.
  You'll be tormented day and night for ever and ever....
• Marge: I'd like your attention, please. Homer: Quiet Marge!
  This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp Simpson is on the ropes....
• Alien: Greetings. I am Kang. Do not be frightened.
  We mean you no harm. Marge: You, you speak English....
• Supervisor: All right, who's responsible for this?
  [everyone points at Homer] Homer: [meekly raises his hand] Superviso...
• Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
  And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!...
• Marge: [through a megaphone] How many of you were hit on the heads with mallets last week?
• Alien: On this cable system, we receive over one million channels from the furthest reaches of the galaxy.
  Bart: Do you get HBO? Alien: No, that would cost extra....
• Sunday School Teacher: [very tired] The ventriloquist goes to heaven, but the dummy doesn't.
  Bart: [raises his hand] Ooh-ooh-ooh! Me! SST: Bart?...