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• M: "Why don't I take you home and give you a thrill?" F: "You can't do both.
• Say IT LOUD! Say IT PROUD! I Ain't Gonna LET them FAGGOTS decide who Gets to CAMP IT UP!
  !!! -- Drieux...
• When you're ready to give up the struggle, who can you surrender to?
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Bart: [hurt] Hey, Mom, you didn't wake me up. Marge
  Here's your hot chocolate. Bart: [looking at other cups] You didn't put my marshmallow in....
• I give you the man who -- the man who -- uh, I forgets the man who? -- Beauregard Bugleboy