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• Don't laugh - your daughter might be in here. -- Bumpersticker on old truck
• Barney: Hey Homer, didn't you say that if Duff Dry wins [the Duff Bowl], your daughter loves you?
  Homer: Not Duff Dry. Washington! Barney: Okay, okay....
• My .sig loves me.
• Mind if I rape your daughter...
• I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote
• Who loves me well, loves my dog also. -- Proverb
• Patience is a virtue, unless your daughter dies.
• My friend Lance would call me up. He goes, "Bob ...
  he first guy that gets your daughter--wouldn't that freak you out?...
• Pardon me while I laugh.