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A Few Tiles Missing From His Space Shuttle.
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A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.
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His puzzle is missing a few pieces.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
Missing from his deck altogether.
A few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
Better not take a dog on the Space Shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
Space is empty because 9/10ths of it is missing.
If bulls**t could fly, Rush Limbaugh would be a space shuttle.
Richard H. Truly, Astronaut (Space Shuttle pilot), was an Eagle Scout.
Space Shuttle pilot Admiral Dick Truly [ret.] was an Eagle Scout.