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Don't Malign The Bug-eyed Monster- Oh, He Kidnaps Girls, It's True, But Bear In Mind That All He Wants To Do Is What YOU'RE Trying To Do.
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Don't malign the bug-eyed monster- Oh, he kidnaps girls, it's true,
But bear in mind that all he wants to do is what YOU'RE trying to do.
Related:
A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. -- Arthur Schoperhaue
Dancing is wonderful training for girls; it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
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He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
Leadership is getting someone else to do what you want him to do because he wants to do it.
-- Dwight David Eisenhowe...
Picard: "The question is, what sort of *jaded* game is he up to this time?
Riker: "Maybe he just wants a big laugh. He'll take Bre'el IV to the edge of disaster and then pull the moon back....
bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
The bear is confused; he only wants to be your friend.
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, you've been the boy's father for ten years.
Do you really think he could be the leader of a murderous criminal syndicate?...