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Don't Store Garlic Near Other Victuals. -- Lazurus Long
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Don't store garlic near other victuals.
-- Lazurus Long
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In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly. -- Lazurus Long
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A little of a good thing can go a long way, like for example, garlic.
After meat comes mustard; or, like money to a starving man at sea, when there are no victuals to be bought with it.
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Near the lake where drooped the willow, Long time ago!
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