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• Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
  -- Zaphod Beeblebrox...
• Life is wasted on the living.
  -- Zaphod Beeblebrox IV, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", -- by Douglas Adam...
• But Beeblebrox you know, he is one of my most profitable clients.
  He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts....
• consult guide about Zaphod Beeblebrox The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  Zaphod Beeblebrox is the current President of the Galaxy....
• Sirius is paved with gold So I've heard it said By nuts who then go on to say "See Tau before you're dead.
  I'll gladly take the high road Or even take the low, But if you have to take me apart to get me there Then I, for one, won't go....
• No, just *a* Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?
• Oh, don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit No
  don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit For my head will fly My tongue will lie My eyes will fry And I may die Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit....
• It's a mistake to try to understand machines...they only worry me.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...