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• Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Virus - A program designed for maximum portability...
• If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
  -- Don Marqui...
• You've got to stand up and live before you can sit down and write.
• If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
  If you do write, you will receive your order before your tacky letter reaches the company....
• I 've stood upon Achilles' tomb, And heard Troy doubted
  ime will doubt of Rome. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 101...
• D.O.S. - program designed to make an even flow of dust round the disk.
• Savignano's Mail-Order Law: If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
  If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination....