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A File Is The Response Of A Computer When It Is Asked How You Can Lose Just About Everything, Systematically.
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A file is the response of a computer when it is asked how you can lose just
about everything, systematically.
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You will lose an important file.
If you lose your memory just forget about it.
You will lose an important disk file.
You will lose an important tape file.
When you live in a sick society, just about everything you do is wrong.
You just know when a relationship is about to end. My girlfriend called me at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom.
It's very simple," I said. "You start by filling up the bathtub with water......
And the best part of C++ is, when you change the guts of a class in a header file, everything needs to be recompiled, even things that don't care about the guts of the class!
Oh, wait. -- Rob Earha...
Bet you wonder how I knew about your plan to make me blue with some other guy that you knew before.
Between both guys you know I love you more. It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out yesterday....