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Do We Have Any More Animals That Grandma Can Torture? -- NOTHING IN COMMON
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Do we have any more animals that Grandma can torture?
-- NOTHING IN COMMON
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The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazli...
he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
[Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...
Most of us can do more than we think we can, but usually do less than we think we have.
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. -- Charles Darwi
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The more we do, the more we can do. -- William Hazli
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Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can afford in a feeble attempt to impress you....
We need more power! Can you give us any more?!