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• Please don't feed the animals!
• Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
• Please do not annoy, torment, pester, plague, mole
  worry, badger, harry, harass, heckle, persecute, irk, bullyrag, vex, disquiet, grate, beset, bother, tease, nettle, tantalize, or ruffle the animals....
• A visit to the Zoo is very educational; you meet interesting animals.
• Suitable for Farm Animals & Household Appliances.
• Do not feed the animals. Do not allow animals inside the car.
  Do not make eye contact with animals....
• Why aren't the members of the NRA required to do weekend National Guard Duty?
  That is a well regulated militia....
• Do we have any more animals that Grandma can torture? -- NOTHING IN COMMON
• Bart: Is there maple syrup in this one? Smithers: There isn't any food in any of these trees.
  Please, Bart, we've got to hurry! I can't be the last one to reach the cabin....