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Do You Know What Prizes The Communists Are Now Offering For Recruiting New Party Members?
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Do you know what prizes the communists are now offering for recruiting
new party members?
If you get one new member, you don't pay dues. Two new members, you
can quit the party. And for three, you get a certificate saying you
were never a member.
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You get what you pay for.
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If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would be to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call you to say they had a nice time.
Now you'll be be expected to throw another party next year....
If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would be to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call you to say they had a nice time.
Now you'll be be expected to throw another party next year....
Get a new lease on life, do you have the security deposit.
HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A NEW USER?
Did you pay the new Support Fee?