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HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A NEW USER?
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HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A NEW USER?
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User: My printer doesn't work. Where do I get a new one?
Admin: Are you sure that all the connections are hooked up properly?...
I was in Vietnam. So what? I live in New York. Really? Wow. How do you do it? -- Denis Leary
I know how to do anything - I'm a Scouter.
HELP!!!! > >Does anybody know how to do the damnable 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube?
can you give me >some hints? I can get two sides opposite to each other completed, but that's >it....
Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...
SMILEY :q vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?
User: I'm having problems with my text editor.
Help desk: Which editor are you using? User: I don't know, but it's version VI....
Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anon.