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• And so we plow along, as the fly said to the ox.
• If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
• A large spider in an old house built a beautiful web in which to catch flies.
  Every time a fly landed on the web and was entangled in it the spider devoured him, so that when another fly came along he would think the web was a safe and quiet place in which to rest....
• Let us fly and save our bacon. -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book iv, Chap. lv
• If a single fly can have 1,000 kids, think what a married fly could do.
• Notice they do not so much fly, as plummet. <*baahhhh....*><*thump*>
• I think I agree with the old lady who said if God had intended us to fly he would never have given us the railways.
  -- Michael Flande...
• Let us see," the blind man said.