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Do You Need Me For Anything, Or Shall I Just Sit Here And Rust? -- Marvin, The Paranoid Android
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Do you need me for anything, or shall I just sit here and rust?
-- Marvin, the paranoid android
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Come on," the robot droned, "I've been ordered to take you down to the bridge.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge....
Why stop now, just when I'm hating it? -- Marvin the Paranoid Android
Life. Don't talk to me about life. -- Marvin the Paranoid Android
Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, dragging himself on regardless.
Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed....
I've seen it. It's rubbish. -- Marvin the Paranoid Android
Making it up? Why should I want to make anything up?
Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it....
Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
-- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again. -- Marvin The Paranoid Android
Life...loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
-- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...