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• A flying particle will seek the nearest eye. -- Ken's Law
• The shorter the life of the particle, the greater it costs to produce.
  -- First Law of Particle Physic...
• There is serenity in Chaos. Seek ye the Eye of the Hurricane.
• The basic building blocks of matter do not occur in nature. -- Second Law of Particle Physic
• Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good.
• Particle physicists do it energetically.
• Smoking is] a custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose
  harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof, nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless....
• If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Contrary to popular notion, truck drivers know nothing about good restaurants.
  If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store, and seek out the dishwasher repair man....